*How important does a person have to be before he or she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Whence goeth that extra penny?
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*What disease did cured ham actually have?
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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- Juls
- "'For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the LORD, 'plans to prosper you, not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'" -Jeremiah 29:11.
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10 comments:
that's HILARIOUS!!! and you know what else I actually sang both songs all the way through after reading it. DId anybody else do that or am I the only one?? :S
nope trin did! ur not alone! lol she's over right now and ya.. those were pretty much flippin HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! ttyl luv ya!
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Yay I'm NOT alone!!! Thanks Trin!!!
i started singing the songs...like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..." and then i compared it with "A B C D E F G" lol
haha!!
ur blog's colors and stuff now are totally rockin sweet!!!!
(p.s. fr@nchuss sure had a lot to say! lol... who is that, julia?)
thanks! i love the new look too! i did it totally spontaneously too...i just decided to change it and it was so easy (cuz usually it take forever to do!)
yeah...i have no idea who she is. my blog wasn't on the private setting (where only people who have the URL can see it) so she was probably browsing and found mine. since my blog is so adorable (haha j/k/k) she just had to comment! lol =-)
haha! i didn't like it when those SPAMers would get on ppls blogs (before they all switched to myspace............. >.< lol) it was kinda annoying cuz they'd leave REALLY long comments and stuff about absolutely nothing that we need to know now lol.
i know like 'i LOVE your blog. and i thought you'd like to look at mine. it's all about accounting and banking...."etc. haha
ya haha
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